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{ 2012 09 12 }

Blogspam Poems

These are unedited excerpts from blogspam that I’ve received over the past few days.

Sometimes it resembles a koan:

s other words, how do you try to look for blogging that suit a few things i prefer to found out about? Truly does virtually anyone learn how to BROWSE through blogging by simply issue or perhaps no matter what for digg?

Other times it’s more dada (this is from a long blogspam that resembled a chapter from Naked Lunch):

In front signing truncate are totalitarian you forced to consider. grasp your scope has roughly your problems. They at odds with you guarantees paroxysm durability. They commend you equip your marque home.

This one is more prosaic but I like the bit about beloved beans:

Basically decide on suitable and i also was optimistic that your particular venture will do delights. you8217re going to get the bigger assortment of your most attractive-beloved beans.

Finally, here we have one that feels a bit like a haiku:

Exchanging visiting to know more friends in the blog circle, so that many green hand can grow up~~~ lol~~~thanx for the advice ..I got many helpful imformation….so I can choose what I want~~~shopping on the line~~~lol

Keep up the good work, spammers, and don’t think for a second that your efforts are going unappreciated.

Posted by regehr on Wednesday, September 12, 2012, at 9:56 am. Filed under Random. Follow any responses to this post with its comments RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

{ 9 } Comments

  1. Eric Eide | September 12, 2012 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    Beautiful.

  2. Amedar | September 12, 2012 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

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  3. Donny | September 13, 2012 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    The spammer’s don’t break a sweat when it’s all Markov chain generated ;) ! Here’s Jeff Atwood’s post when he discovered the fact : http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2008/06/markov-and-you.html

  4. regehr | September 13, 2012 at 9:27 am | Permalink

    Hi Donny, indeed many of these spams have a strong markov feel, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t art.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-up_technique

  5. riva omennik | September 13, 2012 at 10:49 am | Permalink

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  6. regehr | September 14, 2012 at 11:31 am | Permalink

    Eric you may be interested to know that my blogspam detection software flagged your comment. Too markov, perhaps.

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