Predicting Grad School Performance

I enjoy going out drinking with my colleagues, although it only seems to happen a few times a year. It should come as a surprise to nobody that professors are natural bullshitters and people always have good stories: nearly destroying a ticket booth at Alta while doing avalanche control work, barely sub-nuclear pyrotechnic displays out […]

Straight Man

Hank Devereaux, chair of the dysfunctional English department at a small university, is having a midlife crisis.  His wife, leaving town, fears he’ll be either in jail or the hospital before she returns — and she is not disappointed.  Straight Man is hilarious, I had to stop reading it in bed because it was too […]

Plagiarism

A few years ago, I ran across an entire academic paper that was plagiarized.  I was gratified when alerting the (original) author of the paper started a chain of events that eventually lead to the pirated paper being retracted.  Another time, I was reviewing a paper and said to myself something like “that paragraph was […]

The Dreaded LPU

In academic publishing, the “least publishable unit,” or LPU, refers to the smallest contribution to scientific knowledge that can be successfully sneaked past the reviewers at a conference or journal.  Most often the term is used derisively, though I have sometimes heard it used as a modest complement, indicating that a researcher has astutely determined […]